Erotic Musings, Dee Dawning
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Starting Next Week

Next week I’ll be starting a new feature called Erotic Authors – What Makes them Tick? I will be interviewing some of my contemporaries. I’ll be starting with some of my fellow authors from Extasy Books, Home of my whimsical frolic, Fortune Cookies and my upcoming sexual romp posing as a love story, Getting Naked at the Hilton. We’ll get into Getting Naked in the future but now back to the interviews.

There will be no softball questions in these interviews. I’m not interested what their favorite food is unless it happens to have something to do with sex11.gif and I certainly don’t care what their favorite flavor of ice cream is. These are people that write about sex. You might say they are sex experts, so why talk about families or the weather etc. These should all be intriguing interviews worth making a regular visit.

I’ll leave you with one of my favorite jokes.

SICK LEAVE Chinese style

Hung Chow, who writes fortunes for fortune cookies, wakes feeling terrible.

He calls into work and says, “Boss, no can come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I not come work. Too sick!”

The boss says, “You know, Hung Chow, we have that large order of Fortune Cookies for Xmas. I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me BLOW JOB! That makes everything feel much better and I can go to work.

You try that and you’ll be better.”

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again: “Boss, Boss, I do what you say I feel great. It work really good! I be there soon. And Boss, You got nice house!”

Now Doesn’t this make you want to read my farcical novel, Fortune Cookies?

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